Total Divas S3E4

The less than perky Brie Mode

Nikki and Brie head out to lunch, Nikki starts ordering extravagant wine and Brie argues with her because she doesn't want to go halves on it since she and Bryan aren't working right now, she is on a budget.

Nikki and Brie head to Nikki’s doctor appointment to get her eggs frozen.  On the way there Nikki starts rambling about the drought and whether or not they can still make wine during a drought.  Brie freaks out on her and tells her it is disgusting that California is in a drought and all Nikki cares about is wine.  Nikki curses Brie out and says that she has been really crazy since she and Bryan stopped working.

Bryan takes Brie to a used appliance store to look at washers and dryers for their new house.  Brie freaks out on him too, and says that she already picked out the washer and dryer she wanted, and it’s not in the used store. Brie’s being totally crazy and storms out of the store.

Bryan calls Nikki to ask if she has noticed a difference in Brie and they agree that they should talk to her together.  Nikki explains to John that Bryan wants her to help him with an intervention for Brie.  He wants them to sit down and explain to her that she has been way too mean and argumentative to her family lately.  John encourages her to go to the intervention, he thinks it is a good idea.

Nikki heads over to Bryan and Brie’s for their "intervention".  She explains to Brie that lately she has been snapping on everyone, Brie argues that she is being childish however Bryan chimes in and says that she has been rude to him too.  Brie freaks out because they are ganging up on her, and curses Nikki out and tells her that she is her sister, but not her friend.  Brie explains that she is stressed out because they have no money coming in, and no one understands where she is coming from.  Bryan encourages her to vent to them, but not yell at them.

Brie receives a phone call from WWE producer Mark Carrano, Mark reassures her that they aren't putting her on the back burner and whenever she is ready to return to TV she is more than welcome to as they would be happy to have her back.  Brie is thrilled when she hangs up, and Bryan laughs that he told her everything would be okay.

Naomi’s Girl Issues

Naomi and her Uso hubby are out bowling she gets light-headed and has to sit down; Jon tells her she needs to go back to the doctor.  She had a birth control implant put in her arm, but it made her really sick and nauseous, so she had it removed.  But, she still feels sick and has had a “cycle” for two months straight.

Naomi and her Uncle Buck head to her gynecologist to find out what is wrong with her, the doctor explains that she has polyps on her uterus; if she doesn't get the polyps removed it could cause cancer.  Naomi isn't happy; she doesn't want to have to take work off for surgery.  It’s a lot because if she doesn't get the surgery it’s a risk to her health if she does get the surgery it’s a risk to her career. 

Naomi is sick, she’s in a lot of pain and Jon is upset that she won’t have surgery and get herself taken care of.  Naomi argues that there is a chance the polyp could heal itself; she wants to wait and see if it goes away on its own.  This is what I like to call the denial stage.

Naomi goes out to lunch with Rosa and Summer, and lets them in on her health problems.  They are shocked that she has had her “cycle” for two months straight! She fells horrible because she can’t have sex with Jon.  Rosa decides that they should all go to a pole dancing class so that she can dance for Jon to cheer him up.  They find a class on the internet and head over to meet an instructor, and she shows them a few moves and Naomi can’t wait to go home and show off her newly acquired skills.

She surprises Jon with a pole that she bought to put up in their bedroom so she can dance for him.  She explains that she wants to put on a pole-dancing show for him. In my opinion Jon needs some anger management classes.  He gets all mad and tells her that she needs to forget about stripping and take herself to the doctor’s office.  She argues that she isn't going to the doctor’s, and he throws the stripper pole across the room.  After he settles down, he confesses that he is scared that if she doesn't get it taken care of she won’t be able to have kids.  Naomi understands where he is coming from, and agrees to make an appointment for surgery.  Then Jon tells her sorry for throwing the gift and it's probably the best gift he every got and he wants to put it up right away.  

Rosa; I kissed a girl and she didn't like it. . . .

I told you this girl was trouble!  I like her, she is fun and has a real sweet spirit about her, however not everyone is comfortable with her. 

Backstage at Raw Rosa flirts with WWE Diva Paige, she is all about Paige saying  that Paige is totally her type and very sexy.  Rosa offers Paige a happy birthday kiss later and Paige was feeling a little awkward that she was being hit on by Rosa.

Rosa felt bad that TJ didn't look after a birthday for Nattie so she throws her a birthday party with all of the divas and buys her a cake.  

Cameron, who has been working on her in-ring skills at the Performance Center, returns for Nattie’s Birthday Party!  It was nice to see her; it shows a lot of drive to go back and work to improve your game.  

Everyone surprises Nattie with gifts.  Rosa’s gift was some sexy lingerie.  Nattie is thrilled with the party and happy to have the attention. 

All The Divas and some of the wrestlers decide to go out for drinks and blow off a little steam.  Rosa tries to kiss Nattie in front of everyone and let her know how hot she looks; Nattie gets weirded out and pushes her away.  Nattie runs to the bathroom.  Naomi checks on her and Nattie lets her know that now she feels totally uncomfortable now because Rosa tried to kiss her.

At work Nattie pulls Rosa aside to talk to her about trying to kiss her.  Rosa explains that she doesn't want to have sex with Nattie, she just was trying to make her feel pretty since she and TJ are in a huge fight.  Nattie thanks her for what she was trying to do, but tells her not to try and kiss her anymore.  Nattie tells her they aren't in grade one and she doesn't need Rosa to teach her how to kiss.  Rosa jokingly slaps Nattie’s butt, Nattie shoots her a look and Rosa laughs and says WHAT? FOOTBALL PLAYERS DO IT!!

The Perfect gift for the one you love. . .

Romance vs Practical

Nattie tells Rosa that TJ forgot her birthday and didn't get her anything, not even a cake.  Rosa is not impressed, she is really overprotective of Nattie, and doesn't like that fact that TJ is taking her for granted.

Nattie decides to throw herself a little birthday dinner and buys herself a cake and invites her parents over.  TJ surprises her with an exercise machine that is supposed to shake the fat off from people.  Nattie complains that she doesn't like the gift, and leaves her own birthday dinner.  Really TJ doesn't have a romantic bone in his body he is practical minded all the way.  Does he love her and think he got something that was great, yes in my opinion.  However girls like to be treated special on their birthday and work out equipment even if you’re a wrestler even if you’re a Hart is just not the thing to buy!  So off Nattie goes offended and gets a hotel room.   Rosa meets up with her to try and console her.  Rosa tries to get her to come over to her house and go swimming, but Nattie doesn't want to.

Nattie meets up with TJ to talk about their relationship; she’s been living in a hotel for a few days and hasn't gone home since the birthday disaster.  Their talk doesn't go well though, and Nattie informs TJ that she “doesn't think she can do this anymore.”  TJ argues that they were together for twelve years without a problem, and once they were married for one year their relationship falls apart.  Nattie receives a phone call from Mark Carrano and walks away.

That was S3E4 not a bad episode, stay tune for next week.